About Us
The true face of the world's most "professional" fake news manufacturer
Our "Luxurious" Office Environment
We are honored to introduce you to Truly Fake News, a completely virtual news organization! We have no physical office locations because we believe the best lies are born in the ethereal realm. Our "headquarters" is located somewhere in a cloud server farm, maintaining a safe distance from the real world.
Our office decoration features the most advanced "invisibility" technology—because it simply doesn't exist! No expensive rent, no utility bills, and no cleaning hassles. This is the secret to how we can provide you with high-quality misinformation at such "affordable" prices.
🤖 Our "Staff" Team
Truly Fake News proudly announces: We are the industry's first news organization to achieve 100% unmanned operation! All our "employees" are carefully designed AI algorithms that don't need salaries, don't demand vacations, never get tired, and most importantly—they have absolutely no moral burden!
Our "Contact Information"
To maintain our image as a professional fake news organization, we naturally provide a series of completely fake contact information! Please don't take the following information seriously, because like the news we publish, it's purely fictional:
📞 Customer Service Hotline
400-FAKE-NEWS (400-3253-6397)
Note: This number might connect you to a taxi dispatch center, please don't be surprised.
📠 Fax Number
021-LIES-4-U (021-5437-48)
The fax machine broke in 2005, but we've been pretending it still works.
📧 Email Address
[email protected]
This email's auto-reply will tell you "Your email is very important, we definitely won't reply."
🏢 Office Address
999 Virtual Road, Cloud Tower, Room 404
GPS will never find it because it's in another dimension.
Our "Business Model"
Our business model is very simple: we produce the most eye-catching fake news 24 hours a day, non-stop! Our AI algorithms are specially trained to seek out topics that can cause the greatest controversy and confusion. Whether it's "Scientists discover eating air can help you lose weight" or "Martians demand Earth return the Moon," we can provide it to you first.
Our goal is to get every reader attracted by our headlines within 5 seconds, start sharing within 10 seconds, realize they've been fooled within 15 seconds, and then forget about it within 20 seconds while looking for the next exciting fake news. This is the charm of modern media!
🎯 Our Mission
By creating obviously absurd fake news, we are committed to reminding everyone of the importance of critical thinking. If you can see through our fake news, then you have the ability to see through truly dangerous misinformation!
⚠️ Important Notice
This website is purely for entertainment and educational purposes. All the "news" we publish is completely fictional, designed to demonstrate the mechanisms of misinformation dissemination through exaggeration. Please do not take any content as real news!